Thursday, July 9, 2015

What is CHARLIE LE MINDU

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Naked women with blonde vagina wigs and gold heels at paris fashion week STAR WARS PORN? Nope! This is Paris Fashion Week's weirdest collection ever [GETTY]
The world of fashion can be bizarre and kooky, but the latest collection from Paris Fashion Week really takes the biscuit.
Models took to the stage with only a fake blonde ponytail covering their lady bits during the Charlie Le Mindu yesterday.
One scantily clad lady, who has obviously been taking style tips from , even sported a three-boob prosthetic.
But while her modesty was only just covered, her face was completely concealed by a full face and shoulder wig.
Topless women in gag masks and heels at paris fashion week WEIRD: Gag masks and heels are all the rage right now.....apparently [GETTY]
Gag masks were also a popular accessary in the bizarre show.
Several topless models posed in the restricting face masks, which were teamed with sparkly gold heels and the uniform long blonde merkin.
If that wasn't scary enough, another slim model seemed to be dressed up as Chewbacca's girlfriend.
The fashion model was covered nearly head-to-toe in platinum hair, which came from her head and went all the way down her arms like a feather bower.
A middle strip of hair covered her nipples, but left some under-boob on show and her legs and eyes were left exposed.
Again the freaky get-up was paired with gold skyscraper stilettos.
Topless woman with three boobs and blonde face wig FASHION: Will you be following the three-boob trend this autumn? [GETTY]
The odd fashion range (if you can call it that) was part of Paris Fashion Week's Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015/2016 collection.
 

COURTNEY STODDEN at the window

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Courtney Stodden in blue topSEXY SUPERVISOR: Courtney gave instructions from the window [FAMEFLYNET]
The CBB star is known for her more than ample assets, but even more of them than usual was on show as she moved house with husband .
While most of us will don trackies and old t-shirts for the hell that is moving day, Courtney chose to rock skintight jeans, ankle-breakingly high stilettos and a plunging lace top – but no bra.
Leaving Doug to do the heavy lifting, Miss Stodden hung out the window to presumably shout instructions and wince as valuables were man-handled.
Unfortunately, the weight of Courtney's bosom was just too much for her top to bear, and her boobs poked out of the straps as she leaned out the window.
Courtney Stodden nip slipTHE GREAT ESCAPE: We promise we didn't zoom in, it landed on our desk this way [FAMEFLYNET]
Courtney Stodden cleavage in blue topFALLING FREE: Courtney's top couldn't control her cleavage [FAMEFLYNET]
When the 20-year-old finally emerged from the house, Doug spotted the wardrobe malfunction and re-adjusted his wife's outfit – what a gent.
Hilariously, Courtney's contribution to moving the contents of her Los Angeles home was carrying two pillows.
Bravo on the effort.
Doug Hutchison fixing Courtney's topGENTLEMAN: Doug assisted his wife with her problem [FAMEFLYNET]


PETA TODD beyond Page 3

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STUNNER: Peta Todd stuns in the racy pics [FRANK WHITE/MATRIXSTUDIOS.CO.UK]
The 28-year-old has done it all from flashing her assets on Page 3 to cycling 400 miles and skydiving for charity.
But it's her latest photoshoot that's really got us talking.
Mark Cavendish's missus has stripped down to nothing but a pair of stockings and heels in her sexiest pics ever.
In one snap the glamour model can be seen exposing her tiny frame in sexy pigtails.
peta todd shows off her pert behindCHEEKY: Peta shows off her pert behind [MATRIXSTUDIOS.CO.UK]
In another, she shows off her pert behind in a fishnet skirt – Kim Kardashian eat your heart out.
The sports loving star can often be spotted cheering on Mark from the sidelines of his numerous competitions – no doubt distracting the other racers with her killer looks as she does.
Just a few weeks ago she was spotted supporting her fella during the Tour De France.
Judging by her latest pics, Peta can cheer us on any day.
 

CANNIBAL OX "Harlem Knights" release

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Cannibal Ox"Harlem Knights" (video)
Having sharpened their skills for reunion LP Blade of the Ronin, hip-hop duoCannibal Ox are now offering up a neon-lit, slice-of-life-style video behind the set's "Harlem Knights." 

Vast Aire and Vordul Mega are walking through their neighbourhood in the clip, spitting bars from behind chain link fences and various street scenes, or while hanging out in Harlem's Marcus Garvey Park. The smooth and nocturnal beat has them offering up lines juxtaposing broken bottles with boxes of Mike and Ikes, and friendly Super Soaker fights with real street violence. 

It's an uptown anthem, and you can find the pair repping their turf down below.



ALBERT HAMMOND JR. "Born Slippy" release

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Albert Hammond Jr."Born Slippy" (video)
Strokes six-stringer Albert Hammond Jr. has a new solo effort calledMomentary Masters due out at the end of this month, and he's tiding fans over until then with a clip for the track "Born Slippy." 

The clip for this perky pop-rock tune — with sounds a bit like the Strokes, although Hammond's soft vocals are very different from Julian Casablancas' disaffected drawl — shows a series of nature-related shots plus some scientific footage. We see everything from gorgeous landscapes to closeups of flowers and insects to various scientific devices. It's a little bit like Madonna's "Ray of Light" video in the way that it celebrates the vibrancy of modern life. 

Check it out below. Momentary Masters is due out on July 31 through Vagrant. 



GRUMPY CAT gets comic book

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Dynamite Entertainment has announced the complete creative team for the upcoming first issue of the Grumpy Cat comic book series, scheduled for release in October. The series writers include Ben Fisher (Smuggling Spirits), Ben McCool (Captain America and the Korvac Saga), Royal McGraw (Detective Comics), and Elliott R. Serrano (Army of Darkness). The interior artists will be Ken Haeser (The Living Corpse) and Steve Uy (Avengers: The Initiative), who also contribute cover artwork alongside Rebekie Bennington (Doodle Jump), Agnes Garbowska (My Little Pony), and Tavis Maiden (The Konamis).
Dynamite will also offer two variant covers: a Blank Authentix edition and the first-ever "Create-Your-Own-Meme" edition.
Each of the creators commented in a press release: 

Rebekie Bennington, artist: "When I first got the message about doing some art for Grumpy Cat, I didn't know if I could handle the pressure of being judged by the grumpiest cat on the internet... but then I realized that my own general grumpiness made me a perfect fit!"
Ben Fisher, writer: "Grumpy Cat has managed to transcend from meme to globally recognized personality with astonishing speed. Nearly anyone with Internet access knows that face, across all ages and nationalities. It's a huge honor to be given the opportunity to participate in her entrance into a new medium. Comic books are a natural fit for Grumpy Cat, along with her supporting cast of friends and family. I'm having a blast writing these great characters and developing their world. Also, Dynamite promised that if the books do well, they'll let me pitch the Chocolate Rain graphic novel."
Agnes Garbowska, artist: "I'm working on Grumpy Cat! I am so honoured that I can take part in capturing Grumpy Cat herself in comic book form. Currently, I am working on the covers for the comics. I wrapped up a cover for issue #1 and am working on a cover for the next issue. I am super excited to be a part of the Grumpy Catteam!"
Ken Haeser, artist: "I jumped at the chance to work on Grumpy Catwhen Dynamite told me they were putting out a comic. How often do you get to work on something that is so universally known? Everyone knows Grumpy Cat! And hopefully it'll bring in a lot of non-comic readers to check it out. All I know is that it is going to be a lot of fun!"
Tavis Maiden, artist: "This is literally the first thing I've worked on that my kids think is cool. When I was tasked with capturing GrumpyCat's likeness and personality for the covers, I was met with grueling deadlines, harsh criticism, and sweeping revisions... er, I mean, praise be to our Fluffy Overlord, may we never be good enough for her."
Ben McCool, writer: "Like millions worldwide, I've had countless chuckles over the past few years thanks to Grumpy Cat. I was lucky enough to attend the miserable moggy's official birthday party last year, and didn't think I could possibly trump it in terms of cat-related coolness. Little did I know I'd find myself in a position to write stories about Grumpy (along with Pokey, her eternally optimistic, happy-go-lucky brother -- shenanigans aplenty are an absolute guarantee)! I'm delighted to be part of such an exciting, fun-filled project, and can't wait for you all to read the madcap misadventures of Grumpy Cat."
Royal McGraw, writer: "Life isn't always roses. Sometimes it's the stuff you use to fertilize roses. Grumpy Cat has become an internet sensation because she's not afraid to voice the grumpy truth... and look adorable doing it. Personally, I'm thrilled to help Dynamite Entertainment bring Grumpy Cat to a brand new medium!"
Elliott R. Serrano, writer: "I'm really excited to be a member of Team Grumpy Cat! Ever since she gained fame on the 'internetz', GrumpyCat was destined to join the pantheon of animal personalities that have captured our imagination. Grumpy Cat gets to say the things that we all think, yet are too polite to say. When writing Grumpy Cat, I had to get in touch with that part of myself that's not afraid to point out that while the cloud may have a silver lining, it's still raining. Let's face it, the reason we all love Grumpy Cat is because we each have a little Grumpy Cat inside of us."
Steve Uy, artist: "Cat memes have become a part of American culture, and there doesn't seem to be anything stopping it. One day, when it overcomes hot dogs and baseball, I'll be able to tell my grandchildren that I was a part of the very first cat meme book withGrumpy Cat, and they will look upon me with awe and respect, and shower me with more love than I need. That is why I'm a part of this book."
 

Pirate Chest of (HARRY AMELIA)

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