My name is Sebastian Finkle and...How do I put this?...I am a FILM CRITIC. I was asked to do a review for this pathetic excuse for a blog show. Whoever is reading this, I want you to know, I've lost all respect for you as a human being. Now...on to the movie. SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY.
You see, film is a precious thing to worship in it's own way. And when YOU mouth breathers go to see great works of art, YOU can't possibly appreciate it the way a critic can.
SOLO was the title character, however, our film was about the women in our story. The women were the hero from beginning until the end. There was a suicide for the greater cause, a sacrifice of soul, a mission for equality, and a consequence of circumstance. Simply marvelous...
Oh yes, I forgot. They almost left out the part of the movie where it actually became Star Wars and showed the audience a Light Saber and some magic for the rest of YOU PEOPLE who paid for a Star Wars movie without all that other garbage for film critics to enjoy.
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