Tonight, we are going to to discuss something that's important to men everywhere. And that thing is, when a man doesn't know he's a douchebag and hates his waitress to the point that he has to write a script to tell the world all about it.
"Paul Thomas Anderson is the writer and director of this film. And we can only guess, one day he went to a restaurant."
"And at the restaurant, he had a German waitress that he fell in love with, but the food was so bad, he thought the waitress was trying to kill him."
"Now, let's pretend Paul Thomas Anderson isn't a writer and he's a...let's say a wedding dress designer who lives with his sister in the same house. He is afraid of normal relationships, so he has to meet women and trick them into being models."
"In fact, on their first date, he has her model a dress and she NEVER gets to go home after that."
You know, after I say that out loud it sounds like Human Traffic Slavery...Yeah...I guess Paul Thomas Anderson wrote a movie about being a PIMP who falls in love after he kidnaps a waitress and makes her work for free. The End.
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