You want to do an old show and pass it off as a new one, huh? You know, I never will forget the time Google suspended our page because we used copyrights from Disney without asking. We'll do one of those!
Hi, Bagels!
How would you like me to tell you a Conspiracy Theory?
Well, it all started last night after supper, and these guys walked in the house and said:
"Excuse me, are you Mickey J. Mouse?"
Yeah, who's askin'?
"Never mind that. Did you come in contact with a rabbit that goes by the name of Bugs Bunny recently?"
I sure did. He's a good fella'. I got pictures of him right here...let me find it.
"Are you aware this Bugs Bunny is hiding a space alien?"
A what?
"A space alien. This is a very dangerous space alien, Mr. Mouse."
Gosh, how dangerous?
"This space alien has tried at least 62 times to destroy the Earth in different and bizarre ways.
One time with a death ray, one time with ray gun, another time he sent an orange haired monster wearing tennis shoes."
Gosh....is wasn't Donald Trump was it?
"Was that a joke, Mr. Mouse?
If you see this Bugs Bunny again, Mr. Mouse, please contact us immediately."
You bet I will.
Oh dear, the jig is up. Abort mission. Abort! Abort!
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