
"Mommy, what's writer's cramp?"

Well, sometimes when someone loves what they're doing so much they use their hands to the point where they hurt.

"Mommy, how come none of the other writers get writer's cramp?"
Because your mother doesn't think up all these jokes, she just writes them down for us.

Hey, tell the kid that time I got writer's hate mail. There were so many misspelled words, I thought I was reading a foreign language.
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