I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Has the Finkle writers forget I was still around or did they cancel my blog without telling me?
My guest today is Fred Flintstone from his Finkle Rock show.
"Hey Frank, why don't you do a Christmas show to get back on the air?"
Christmas show?...but I do Conspiracy Theories.
"Yeah, yeah, we all know. But the audience doesn't care anymore. You've gotta change it up, Frank."
What would I talk about?
"Oh, just make it up and people will put their children in front of the television no matter what it is!"
"Ok...Hello boys and girls, I'm Frank Finkle. And this is my show about cute little puppies..."
Now listen very close kids...Will your puppy secretly turn into a WEREWOLF? Watch my show and find out!
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