"Yes hello? Me and the girls were thinking about a show idea for a Conspiracy Theory for Frank Finkle. What if we talk about 9/11 REMEMBRANCE DAY?"
You want me to make jokes about terrorist?
Don't get our names mixed up into this.
"I mean...what's the point after 16 years? When does it end?"
So, you want jokes about passports or box-cutters?
Don't get us fired!
"We stopped remembering Pearl Harbor, the Vietnam War, the Oklahoma City bombing, and all the school shootings. So, when do we finally put 9/11 in this bucket of good intentions?"
So, you want jokes about good intentions?
"Yes! I want jokes about GOOD INTENTIONS."
Ok...on my way to pick up your dry cleaning I had sex with your sister.
"What?"
You owe me $12.95...
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