What if we do a commentary on the American military and how the rest of the world reacts to us? It would go like this-

Attention! As of this day forward, we are going to try a new military routine, men!

It's where we give the rest of the world mixed messages about why we declare war and why we're in their country killing people. Its called America First.

So, Canada will take our citizens who want to live. The Middle-East will fight themselves while we steal their oil. And Russia will share power with China and Germany who will buy our oil, because nobody in America will be able to buy it after we drain the economy.

"Good work, Finkle...that's the kind of incompetence we enjoy around here."
On second thought, we shouldn't do it. People would think we're getting too preachy.
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