"Hey baby! I really like you and all, but I have to give you a PURITY TEST."
"You see, I made up a list of rules that you DON'T know I have, and you CAN'T live up to them, and NOBODY will ever pass them as long as I make them up as I go along."
"But, for you...I'm going to pretend my test doesn't matter."
"Just long enough for me to decide it does again!"
Oh, why do the good looking ones have to talk?
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