Hello! I'm Frank Finkle 3000 and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Can the upcoming WRITER'S STRIKE be used as a STUNT to promote the new Fall Season?
My guest today are the writers for this very blog show. Hello, gang!
"What do you want?"
Well, are writers going on strike for a stunt for the production and promotional departments?
"Why would we do that?"
Because, your shows suck!
"Hey, hey, hey...we spend long and hard hours thinking up those jokes that come out of this show."
You mean, the Godzilla sketches?
"Those were good shows."
I got news for you, it was lazy work! Nobody thought it was funny. And why are you writing Political Humor so much, anyway? It makes half the audience feel like you're judging them.
"Some parts of it was funny, wasn't it?"
No, why did you do two of them?
"We thought we'd get a fan base in Japan."
Don't you read the headline? It's the AMERICAN PIRATE GROUP. We do this show for people in America...or Canada...or people I guess who speaks English.
"They speak English in Japan."
Ok, smart guy. So do you plan on writing a show today?
"Hmm, we gotta wait to hear what the other writers are gonna do....by the way, you got any bagels around here?"
Maury's Bagels? He won't pay us unless there's a blog show.
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