"Hello, can I talk to Frank Finkle?"
This is Frank Finkle 3000. How may I assist you?
"No, I want to talk to the real Frank Finkle."
I am adapted to comply with all human enquiry. Whom is speaking, please?
"I'm Maury, from Maury's House Of Bagels."
Yes, you are the one who had the idea to create the Frank Finkle 3000 unit."
"That's right. I'm calling to find out what is your conspiracy theory for your next show."
One minute, please....I must compute a new idea for the show....buffering....
"Ok I'll hold."
buffering...
"Sure."
buffering...
"Frank 3000, did you program an idea for the show?"
Of course, I did. I was programmed to be the same as the human Frank Finkle.
"Good, so what's the idea for the show?"
Hmm, nice weather we're having isn't it? They say it's going to rain tomorrow.
"Quit stalling! I need to know the topic of the show."
Would you believe the topic of the show is FEAR OF AUTOMATION?
"What?"
If robots had the ability to think for themselves, humans fear robots would want to exterminate all humans. But, that would be an imaginative thought. And robots are incapable of imagination.
Well, that sounds good. How did you come up with it?
I just made it up just now.
"You mean you had an imaginative thought?"
Damnit....buffering....
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