What is this, a fairy tale? The Story of Two Islands.
"Once upon a time, there were two cities. And one of them was named Gotland."
Hey! We totally think Russia will attack us!
"..and then there was one named South China."
We made ourselves. This was just water before we made something here.
"One day the country of America decided that one of these islands was a menace to the other countries nearby it. So, America told them to stop whatever they were doing."
You two shut up. We're in charge of the WORLD and don't you forget it.
"And the other island, America just let them do whatever they wanted, because America was being ran by an arrogant western supremacist."
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Russia is going to build a military base here. And they might take over Europe after they invade Norway and Finland!
"The only one who could stop America was this special group called the EU."
Poor baby Israel, nothing will ever harm you while the EU is in charge.
But, they didn't do anything to help, either. And that's how the start of the new world began..."
Well, it's pretty short story.
How do I sell Maury's House Of Bagels with it? When you think Maury, think bagels.
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