My name is Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Is the Palestinian Authority a corrupt group that's torturing other Palestinians worse then Israel?
"Whoa, that's very offensive Mr. Finkle. The Palestinian Authority looks after the well being of all it's citizens."
Is that a man tied up behind you?
"First of all, everything isn't what your western eyes believe is happening. Second of all, we here in Palestine believe in a two state solution. Can the United States ever officially recognize that?"
But, I see you clearly committing Human Rights abuse.
"Hahaha, No you don't."
Then, what are you doing?
"You say anything to him I will cut your balls off."
"You must understand, Mr. Finkle, we have crimes and punishment like everywhere else in the world and we have ways of dealing with criminals."
So, what did they do?
"Oh...this and that...and such....hey, did you see the new episode of Westworld? That's a great show. I got Netflix last week and I can't stop watching it."
Yes, it is a good show, but I'm really concerned about those two.
"Ok, ok...after the show, I'll set them free. "Ya happy now, American!"
Good, glad to hear it.
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