I've got an excellent Conspiracy Theory for you, deary.
Is France using the BURKINI BAN to wage war on the Muslim religion?
My guest on my first show is the star of Mulan.
Ladies and gentleman, Disney's princess, Mulan!
Is something wrong?
Na....na...No...Are you a clown?
Yes, do you have a problem with that?
I'm afraid of clowns.
There's no reason to be afraid of me, deary.
I'm just a man and or woman under all this make-up. Don't tell me you're bigoted against me because I happen to be dressed as a clown?
I've had a very bad experience with clowns as a child.
I'm so very sorry, deary.
But I hope you don't blame me for the action of others. I'm not going to kill you.
Ok.
Nowww, what do you think about the French Burkini Ban?
Well, the French like to walk around with their breast hanging out. Burkinis is like telling the French they're all a bunch of barbaric heathens. Burkinis are modest and...
Arrrrrgggggg?
Please don't eat me.
Oops, I was clearing my throat. Never mind me.
Like I as saying, the women on the beach have free will, and they can choose to wear what they want. And to think to say "They are oppressed" is what people who hate them say who actually wants to oppress them.
Oh my, that was well said, Mulan.
Thank you for coming and helping me put away this crazy Conspiracy Theory.
You're welcome. Now can you get the Hell out of here before I call the cops.
I'm not sure about this one. Let's not give Hemlock another show.
No comments:
Post a Comment