What do you mean the Terminator fan fiction isn't working out?
Only five people were paying attention to it and we put Finkle on the title and still nothing happened, so we just gave up.
I was hoping we could move Finkle into something new...that's too bad.
"Hey buddy, I read your fan fiction about Terminator. Where's the jokes?"
Well, see the reason we did the Terminator fan fiction was to answer questions we had ourselves about the movie franchise, but they never had a chance to cover stuff. We wanted to talk about the time machine. We wanted to talk about artificial intelligence. We wanted to talk about terrorism. We wanted to talk about men vs. women roles in a robot society.
"Here...take this quarter . Now call a psychiatrist to talk about your problems. Nobody cares about any of that."