Finkle Sides (ANNIVERSARY GIFT)

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Service! Service! What do I have to do for some service around here?



We're standing right in front of you, sir. How can I help you?



I'm looking for a gift for my wife....something small.



Something that doesn't cost too much money and she'll always think of me.



Why don't you give her a divorce.

Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (REPARATIONS)

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Good morning, you received a package today from one of our blog show readers.

It's a...box of ducks?



Dear Finkle Writer's Room: I've noticed that you've been giving a lot of attention towards other cartoon characters to make your little "jokes"...in my opinion...are not funny. However, might I remind you of the historical Comedy of DUCKS!

Finkle Sides (99 PROBLEMS)

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No, I said "Put his head in the freezer"!



Oh my goodness, I'm so hungry. Let's stop by somewhere a get something to eat.



I know this little place on the other side of town that's the best!



Oh, what a wonderful day. We have to do this again, Mr Uber driver.



I don't know if I can keep doing this for a living.

Finkle Sides (BUYING MARIJUANA)

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For the last time, I DON'T WANT TO STOP YOUR UBER RIDE TO BUY MARIJUANA!



This isn't even an address that shows up on my map.





Okay...I think we have a problem here. I'm pretty sure I lost the map.

Finkle Sides (UBER)

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Being an Uber driver is something special. I get to learn more about people and a little about myself.



"I told 'ya to change the radio station! Your music is for hillbillies."



Sometimes you learn NEW things about the city.

"Stop over there. NO stop on the next block. NO stop after you make a left. NO the other left."



But most of all, you learn how to accept money from people you hate going 35 miles an hour...is that all you wanna know?....Good. Now get out.

Finkle Sides (SUPERHERO GENRE)

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Sorry buddy, I don't like your SUPERHERO movies. They're just DUMB. 


"Maybe you're too old to understand the hidden messages. Or maybe you simply THINK you're better then superheroes YOURSELF?"



"Let me explain: this is the story of my son who we abandon to be raised by total strangers on a different planet."



"The problem with YOU is you don't see the big picture!"



Is it that you're bad parents?...because yeah....you're movie sucks!

Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (5G READY)

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I think we're screwed when it comes to getting anywhere in China after this Trade War situation. Somebody saw the blog on a Hauwei phone the other day, too.



It's not your fault. Do you hear me? Nobody wants to read Finkle anywhere but America.



Did you see the last Finkle Writer's Room, Dan?



Yeah...I think he's loosing his touch.