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Do you guys have any ideas about how we can create our new show?
Its called Sex & Coffee, maybe we should talk about sex & coffee?
No, that's just a brand.
We're going to be new and different then all the other blogs.
You want to be different then all the other blogs?
Yeah!
Leave it blank...That'll be new.
Maybe, we should show naked girls?
How about naked girls with coffee?
Could we do that?
Sure. Hey, on this new blog show, how much do we get paid?
How much do I pay you now?
Nothing.
Well...double it!
(Catch SEX & Coffee on Google+ under the Sedric Andre logo)
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Hello, Maury? Look I need to talk to you about a blog show I want to do and I want to run it pass 'ya?
I don't know, Frank. You already said our building caught on fire, you sent a Terminator to our place to kill Sarah Conner, and there was three times you didn't even mention us at all!
I know, I know, sorry about that. Listen, the new show is going to be a pedophile cult.
A what?!!!
A pedophile cult called the Hampstead Christ Church.
Why would I want my bagel company associated with a pedophile church?
I know, but I can't do this blog without you Maury.
And another thing, why the Hell are you using Disney characters? You're going to get us sued!
Well, you see, Disney characters get my point across in a way that other ways can't.
I'm not approving anything about a pedophile cult, Frank.
Ok...I guess I'll think up another idea for a Conspiracy Theory blog for my next show.
Yeah! And mention our name next time!
Will do...Will do.
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I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Are corporations stealing your money by PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE?
My guest today is...hey are you ok over there, Goofy?
I can't open this picture box you got here. I think you need to buy a new one.
Yeah, well...those things cost money. Just try harder.
Gosh, this isn't easy. You really need to buy a new picture box.
Well, I'll talk to you through the box. How you. Goofy?
Got it! I'm out! Hello everybody!
There's no everybody, Goofy. It's just me.
What about your audience?
I got good news, and I got bad news.
Gosh...What's the good news?
People still read my blog show.
What's the bad news?
It's only 6 people.
Gosh! You must not be doing something right. Maybe, this show had an expiration date on it?
Expiration date?
You betcha! Like a computer or a toaster or a washer and dryer. See, manufacturers build things so they run just little bit, so you have to but it again later in a few years.
What?
But. that won't happen to Disney, though. That's a corporation that won't cheat 'ya.
Really?
Yeah, Disney knows it sells you crap the minute you buy it. And they don't care if you buy it ever again.
Say, wait a minute? Are we talking about Planned Obsolescence?
Hey now? You don't think we're letting the cat out the bag do 'ya?
No, not at all. In fact, I think the 6 people who read this blog show will find it very informative.
Boy, if I had only 6 readers, I'd find something else to write about.
ANYWAY....thanks for doing my show blog-blog show, Goofy.
It's been a pleasure. See 'ya later kids! And spend money!
