Inside the Finkle Writer's Room (ESCAPE FOR THE POTF)

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"Got jokes..."



I just read the Google viewership for the last three shows and it's in the toilet! Who came up with this dumb PLANET OF THE FINKLE sketch?





Well, I want you to put an end to it now! And get back to doing jokes which regular readers understands.



Jokes that upholds the dignity that represents the Finkle Writer's Room.

Supergirl vs The Writers (TV CRITIC)

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The following scene took place on the set of SUPERGIRL VS THE WRITERS.



Hey, thanks for coming Mr TV critic!



I hope you notice the metaphors for female empowerment and the rights women struggle with keeping two lives authentic. The writers have 100% faith in your review, sir.



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"So...why does she show her nipple again? Is that the female empowerment or the two authentic lives?"

Inside the Finkle Writer's Room (POTF episode 3)

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On the next episode of PLANET OF THE FINKLE.



Stop right there! I'm not going anywhere with you.



Are you serious? You honestly DON'T want to go?



I suppose you have the right to refuse...but are you sure?



Yes I am.



Okay...I'll tell the dentist you want to cancel your appointment....but your tooth won't get any better, you know?

Supergirl vs The Writers (FIGHT SCENES)

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The following scene happened between filming SUPERGIRL VS THE WRITERS



Thanks for coming in to shoot this action scene.



"No problem. I want to show little girls everywhere that women can be strong and independent."



Great...now what I need for you to do is get in a fight with Superman. But, don't worry. This show is ALL about you, Supergirl.



Now throw a punch!...that's great.



Now really give it to him good!...that's great.



Now really show him who's boss around here, Supergirl!...that's great.



You guys are doing good.



And now Superman will punch Supergirl… fight is over!



Okay, that's a wrap. We'll continue the next scene in the hospital.



Something doesn't seem right. I think you don't understand what little girls SHOULD be watching on television.

Inside the Finkle Writer's Room (POTF: Episode 2)

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On the next episode of PLANET OF THE FINKLE.



You know, before I became a time traveler, I worked for Starbucks coffee. That was a place where people went to drink expensive coffee for the status of affording it.



I don't regret it, but time travel isn't my specialty. Okay, after I flip this switch, I can go back in time and return to a world I recognize.



I need to warn everybody about how you Apes take over the world. And all I have to do is flip this...



So, when did you realize flipping the switch was a bad idea?



"Listen, you try using a computer with a high school diploma and see what happens!"

Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (PLANET OF THE FINKLE)

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On the next episode of PLANET OF THE FINKLE...



"Dad, I've been arrested for shoplifting."



"Your mother told me...where's your brother?"



"He was with me."



"He, he, he. Profiling is a bitch ain't it, Susan."



Next time on PLANET OF THE FINKLE!

"Changing Expectations" with Sebatian Finkle

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Good evening PEASANTS, as the writer of many critic reviews, I too have come to an insight towards movie trends. And the current trend is "Changing Expectations".
If you "expect" the actor to be one way, then "expect" the actor to not be that way at all.
For example:



Okay, now tell us why you should play in our new SUPERGIRL movie?



Well, I've been playing the part for 4 seasons on television. Doesn't that count?



Notice how the "Actor" thinks they deserve something logical in an entertainment business. And that's when the trend begins:



Our new movie will change thing up. For starters, your Super-girl suit is going to be superpowered by magic.



You see, there's no such thing as lazy writers if you use the word MAGIC.



I don't see how that would work. I mean, Supergirl is the one with the super powers, right?



Not in the Disney inspired universe. We're changing her to a space alien who's really a spy sent to Earth to learn our ways and rule over humans.



But, that's not a superhero! Why would you change Supergirl to be something she's not at all? Think about her fans.



Justice League...no Supergirl. The Superman movies never once mention Supergirl. In fact, this movie is a commentary on why Supergirl doesn't have fans in the first place...So, you still want to audition?



Okay, sure. What do you want me to do?



First thing we need you to do is pretend you're a Black woman. Nobody wants to see blonde space aliens. And one more thing...how do you feel about showing a nipple?



Why?....Why do they do it...why only ONE nipple? My name is Sebastian Finkle, and I am a movie critic.