For the last time, I DON'T WANT TO STOP YOUR UBER RIDE TO BUY MARIJUANA!
This isn't even an address that shows up on my map.
Okay...I think we have a problem here. I'm pretty sure I lost the map.
Saturday, June 15, 2019
Finkle Sides (BUYING MARIJUANA)
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For the last time, I DON'T WANT TO STOP YOUR UBER RIDE TO BUY MARIJUANA!
This isn't even an address that shows up on my map.
Okay...I think we have a problem here. I'm pretty sure I lost the map.
For the last time, I DON'T WANT TO STOP YOUR UBER RIDE TO BUY MARIJUANA!
This isn't even an address that shows up on my map.
Okay...I think we have a problem here. I'm pretty sure I lost the map.
Tuesday, June 11, 2019
Finkle Sides (UBER)
*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
Being an Uber driver is something special. I get to learn more about people and a little about myself.
"I told 'ya to change the radio station! Your music is for hillbillies."
Sometimes you learn NEW things about the city.
"Stop over there. NO stop on the next block. NO stop after you make a left. NO the other left."
But most of all, you learn how to accept money from people you hate going 35 miles an hour...is that all you wanna know?....Good. Now get out.
Being an Uber driver is something special. I get to learn more about people and a little about myself.
"I told 'ya to change the radio station! Your music is for hillbillies."
Sometimes you learn NEW things about the city.
"Stop over there. NO stop on the next block. NO stop after you make a left. NO the other left."
But most of all, you learn how to accept money from people you hate going 35 miles an hour...is that all you wanna know?....Good. Now get out.
Monday, June 10, 2019
Finkle Sides (SUPERHERO GENRE)
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Sorry buddy, I don't like your SUPERHERO movies. They're just DUMB.
"Maybe you're too old to understand the hidden messages. Or maybe you simply THINK you're better then superheroes YOURSELF?"
"Let me explain: this is the story of my son who we abandon to be raised by total strangers on a different planet."
"The problem with YOU is you don't see the big picture!"
Is it that you're bad parents?...because yeah....you're movie sucks!
Sorry buddy, I don't like your SUPERHERO movies. They're just DUMB.
"Maybe you're too old to understand the hidden messages. Or maybe you simply THINK you're better then superheroes YOURSELF?"
"Let me explain: this is the story of my son who we abandon to be raised by total strangers on a different planet."
"The problem with YOU is you don't see the big picture!"
Is it that you're bad parents?...because yeah....you're movie sucks!
Sunday, May 26, 2019
Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (5G READY)
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I think we're screwed when it comes to getting anywhere in China after this Trade War situation. Somebody saw the blog on a Hauwei phone the other day, too.
It's not your fault. Do you hear me? Nobody wants to read Finkle anywhere but America.
Did you see the last Finkle Writer's Room, Dan?
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Yeah...I think he's loosing his touch.
I think we're screwed when it comes to getting anywhere in China after this Trade War situation. Somebody saw the blog on a Hauwei phone the other day, too.
It's not your fault. Do you hear me? Nobody wants to read Finkle anywhere but America.
Did you see the last Finkle Writer's Room, Dan?
Yeah...I think he's loosing his touch.
Thursday, May 16, 2019
Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (QIYI)
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They got a meeting with a QIYI star from China today. But, she only does cooking shows. I don't think she's gonna say yes to us at all.
So, we were thinking if it's not too much trouble, that YOU could be our ambassador for a new show idea.
Oh, thank you...but no. I don't use jokes.
That's not a problem. We'll write all your jokes.
No thank you.
Ok...can you tell us of anyone you know that would be interested in doing our blog show?
Floogin flagin floogin flargin?
They got a meeting with a QIYI star from China today. But, she only does cooking shows. I don't think she's gonna say yes to us at all.
So, we were thinking if it's not too much trouble, that YOU could be our ambassador for a new show idea.
Oh, thank you...but no. I don't use jokes.
That's not a problem. We'll write all your jokes.
No thank you.
Ok...can you tell us of anyone you know that would be interested in doing our blog show?
Floogin flagin floogin flargin?
Tuesday, May 14, 2019
Darkoo x Br3nya - "Juice"
*PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
Darkoo has joined forces with west London’s Br3nya to create a fresh, new track entitled ‘Juice’. With its upbeat tempo and lively tone, ‘Juice’ is infused with up-beat vibe and its high-spirited energy is matched by Darkoo and Br3nya’s playful lyrics.
In the video, both ladies go for a night out to turn up with all their girls.
Watch the full video above.
Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (STEAL THIS BLOG)
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But we don't know how to write for the Chinese market.
Just write something that's common to both us and them. How hard is that? We need their money.
I don't know what that is. Tell us what that is?
How about museums...do something about armed robbery and archeology.
Armed robbery and Archeology?
"C'mon baby! I'm gonna make stealing from Asians COOL again."
But we don't know how to write for the Chinese market.
Just write something that's common to both us and them. How hard is that? We need their money.
I don't know what that is. Tell us what that is?
How about museums...do something about armed robbery and archeology.
Armed robbery and Archeology?
"C'mon baby! I'm gonna make stealing from Asians COOL again."
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