Whenever someone asked me “If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one thing with you, what would it be?” I would typically say a satellite phone or some other piece of technology, but now I think I’m going to change my answer to Candice Swanepoel.
I don’t know if the intention of the March issue of Maxim was to showcase what skills Swanepoel would bring to being deserted on a desert island, but it is really making a strong case. I mean, Swanepoel doesn’t mind getting wet so, that’s great for finding fish to eat. She’s eating a mango in one of the pictures and that shows she’s really great at foraging for food. Sure, it doesn’t say she found that mango on her own, but I think the message is there; she’s resourceful when needed. And of course, laying around completely nude or strolling around the with no top are critical parts of surviving your time on a deserted island.
While you should spend a fair amount of time trying to find a way off, it is almost important to relax and keep your head about you. Honestly, I can think of anything better to do during stressful times than look at a topless Candice Swanepoel.
So if that day should ever come when you find yourself stranded, forget the compass, GPS device, and survival knife. Candice Swanepoel just might the best tool one would need for survival.
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