If you are like me you are always looking for a reason to celebrate, and while there are many reasons to celebrate coming up - February 18th is National Battery Day, February 28th is National Tooth Fairy Day, March 1st is National Pig Day – there is one day that everyone should mark on their calendar: February 21st is Send a Naked Picture of Yourself to Steve Buscemi Day.
Like many holidays there really isn’t much on the history of Send a Naked Picture of Yourself to Steve Buscemi Day, it’s been around for as long as I can remember. Even though we all celebrate Send a Naked Picture of Yourself to Steve Buscemi Day in our own way, it’s important to remember that nude pictures sent to Steven Buscemi should be tasteful and artsy.
Of course one man’s art is another man’s pornography, who knows what Steve Buscemi to tasteful and artsy so it’s probably best to send multiple pictures. While I’m sure all of you have the address of where you should send your nude pictures, here is the address:
Steve Buscemi, c/o Polaris Public Relations, 8135 West 4th Street, Los Angeles, CA 90048.
It may not be clear if you are supposed to mail your pictures on February 21st or the pictures should arrive by February 21st, it’s always better to safe than sorry. So before you have your traditional Send a Naked Picture of Yourself to Steve Buscemi Day ham dinner followed by Fargoviewing and singing of Steve Buscemi hymns, be sure to get those pictures in the mail.
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