Monday, August 31, 2015

Stand Up Review: #InvitationToDie

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO presentation*

I've seen stuff like this before. I usually flush the toilet right after, you know.

Yeah, it's called Invitation To Die. And after you watch it, death doesn't sound like a bad idea. They called it Grindhouse. If that's the new word for what you scrape off your show and make a movie out of it, yeah, call it grindhouse. I'll call it just what I've called it for years...trash.

A loser girl talks to another loser girlfriend and she takes a road trip and finds a guy on the side of the road wearing a clown mask.

This was the first time I was rooting for the killer, I tell 'ya.

Thanks Pirate Radio, for showing these rotten movies for free. You get what you pay for. When you get the porn movies in...call me. But, wash your hands first before you dial the phone, ok?

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