Thursday, March 5, 2015

English acronyms vs PORN

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO presentation*

If you've ever found yourself chuckling at the ATM, thinking about something far different than getting your money out of the it, you've fallen victim to the enjoyment that comes from discovering an acronym that's been destroyed by the all mighty porn industry. 
As long as you didn't try to do any ass-to-mouth action with the ATM in question, then it's all in good fun! Yeah, there's quite a few of them out there! Here's a few that came to my mind.
From BJs to CNFMs, we all know a thing or two about what's going on behind closed doors. Or well, maybe we're all just a bunch of porn addicted perverts but hey, at least there's humor involved in our debauchery. I do have to say though, Build-A-Bear Workshop being abbreviated as BBW was probably one of the most entertaining for me, but I'm easily entertained. I'll never look at another one of those stores again without picturing a naughty voluptuous woman begging for a little bit of hardcore love.
If you're prone to connecting the porn acronym dots IRL, then this video might assist you in connecting a few more! Now please don't get too carried away or anything, alright? Asking for a BJ in BJ's Wholesale is definitely frowned upon! It's best to just laugh and refrain from making shit weirder.

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