You want to know why we want to kill you? Don't you remember how we captured you? Don't you remember what you said?
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I don't think you understand my true powers, ladies. I brought back the dead. Why am I the bad guy here?
Audience, bring forth the prisoner. I have questions for this invader on our lands.
"We have him, your majesty! He's all yours."
He was about to use a strange new weapon. I think he calls it a Twitter.
A Twitter? That's an odd name for a weapon. He must be very dangerous.
What can this Twitter do?...It's so small.
Yes, it is small. But I can save TV shows no matter how awful or badly written they are. Have you ever heard of a show called BROOKLYN 99?
If it wasn't for ME, they would've taken it off the air and you would've NEVER seen it again.
I'm doing this for your own good! You DON'T know how to use Twitter!
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