Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Swiss invade GERMAN HOOKERS


Brothels in Germany have been flooded with Swiss punters after a currency error suddenly made a visit to the red-light district a bargain.
The Swiss Franc went into free fall after national bank officials removed exchange rate caps against the Euro to stimulate the economy.
Brothels in Germany have been flooded with punters from Switzerland after a currency cock up suddenly made a romp with a hooker 20 percent cheaper than it would be at home
Currency cock up: Over half of punters at brothels in Germany are from Switzerland
But one of the unpredicted side effects has been a sudden surge in the numbers of Swiss punters travelling across the border to brothels in Germany to take advantage of the sudden 20 percent drop in prices.
FKK Palast, a sex club in Freiburg, in southern Germany, says more than half of its punters now come from nearby Switzerland.
One employee said: "We're offering identical services and high quality sex for much lower rates than they get at home and one thing the Swiss are famous for is demanding value for money.
Brothels in Germany have been flooded with punters from Switzerland after a currency cock up suddenly made a romp with a hooker 20 percent cheaper than it would be at home
Good deal: One employee at Villa Ascona brothel in Germany said Swiss punters "love a bargain"
"Swiss men now make up more than 50 percent of our clientele."
Nearby, at Eva's Hot Girls in the city of Konstanz, one woman said: "The Swiss are coming much more often now than they used to. Sometimes we don't even have enough parking spots for them."
One employee at the Villa Ascona brothel in the spa town of Baden-Baden, which is a two hour drive from the Swiss city Basel, said: "The numbers of Swiss customers are still going up. They seem to love a bargain."
But now brothels in Switzerland are fighting back with special recession rates to bring back the punters.
The Westside, in the northern Swiss city of Frauenfeld, said: "Due to the strong Swiss Franc, we're rolling down the prices."
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