Thursday, July 26, 2018

Family FINKLE (HISTORY OF ACTION FIGURES)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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So, we can sell these dolls to boys? Why would parents buy dolls for their sons?

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No, we don't call them dolls. We call them "Action Figures". You see, the movie is going to advertise the toys, you see? It's genius. Even if the movie doesn't make money, the doll makes money.

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Oh...ok. What's the movie about again?

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Dwayne THE ROCK Johnson is a robot and he has his daughter kidnapped. The movie is going to be called GEARS UP.

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I see...so why doesn't he have a penis?

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A...PENIS? Do you..do you...want the doll to have a penis?

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I thought you said it wasn't a doll?

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It's not a doll. It's an Action Figure. But, I don't think parents will demand refunds if we don't put a penis on Dwayne THE ROCK Johnson.

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Parents?...no. Not...the...PARENTS.


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