Hello, Mr. Cronkite. I love the story you did on television propaganda destroying the cruise ship industry. I never liked GILLIGAN'S ISLAND as much as everyone else did.
Did you know LOVE BOAT saved the cruise ship industry?
Wait, wait, don't listen to him. We all know the cruise ship industry is a bunch of criminals. Carnival Cruises will leave you out in the middle of the sea with no toilets or food. You deserve your Emmy award for telling the public to avoid them at all cost.
We really love how you told everyone Gilligan's Island was something that will happen to you if you take a THREE HOUR tour. You're a genius, Mr. Cronkite.
If a millionaire and a movie star got on a boat at the same time, I'd be concerned. Why didn't the millionaire just BUY his own yacht? Why didn't the movie star hire the skipper to cruise all by herself?..The LOVE BOAT was always safe no matter where it went.
Don't listen to that man. He's just a writer. He doesn't know the satisfying feeling of how it is to destroy an industry for an award. Now...what can we do about Women's Basketball?
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