"Listen, we are all Americans! And we have to hate the same people at the same time! Now repeat after me 'I HATE RUSSIANS'"
"Nope, I can only hate people from Mexico and Muslim countries right now."
Why do they have to hate any of them, Jose?
"I'll have you know that America has been hating Russians for 80 years. It's what keeps us together as a nation...HATE!"
"You're trying to make me regret my decision and make me look like a fool. And I won't let you do it."
In the future, we won't have a Russia...did anybody tell them that yet?
"I'm going to my Fortress of Information and bring you back solid evidence of why we should all be unified against the RUSSIANS."
Seriously, there won't be a Russia in the future. Doesn't anybody want to know why?
...to be continued.
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