"Yes, hello? I'd like to make a complaint about your Conspiracy Theory show."
What is the nature of your complaint?
"Your show did a blog last night that I find offensive. You made it sound like Mickey Mouse was a racist and that he hated Speedy Gonzales. That's not true! He was just talking about economics."
Economics: The branch of knowledge concerned with the production and exchange of wealth.
"Yes! Mickey Mouse was just saying American wealth be for Americans."
Correction: Economics is also the interactions between people.
"Yeah, so?"
Speedy Gonzales is a person. Mickey Mouse wanted to NOT interact, therefore, it was NOT economics...it was racist.
"You know what? You're just a robot and you don't understand what I'm talking about."
Correction: You are talking in 140 characters or less.
"Hey! I took Economics in college."
Correction: You went to a school that focuses on sports. You learned from a book of unrealistic and obsolete math to justify your tuition.
"What? Are you trying to say I'm obsolete, robot?
That is correct.
"Yeah? I want to TALK to someone in charge!"
Thanks for putting me in charge of Customer Complaints, Frank Finkle! Thank you!
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