"Hello, I've got a Conspiracy Theory for Frank Finkle 3000."
What is the nature of your conspiracy?
"What if the Immigration & Customs Enforcement agency can be used as state sponsored terrorism?"
Correction: That group only targets criminals.
"No, you don't understand. I WANT them to be used as state sponsored terrorism!"
Correction: This is a conspiracy theory blog, sir.
"I know that! But, there's this mouse that's been getting on my nerves for years now and I NEED somebody to come pick him up!"
You want someone to terrorize a mouse?
"You bet your ass I do! His name is Gonzales...Speedy Gonzales."
You want someone to terrorize Speedy Gonzales?
"Yeah! He's been taking money out of my pocket for 60 years. And I've had enough!"
Sir, the Immigration & Customs Enforcement can't be used to carry out petty grudges.
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...and then he said "It's a small world" and the next thing I know we were on bus...American mice are a bunch of racist.
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