"How am I going to do a good job in Customer Complaints if I let my friends eat all the food in the cafeteria?"
"I already let Daffy start a All-You-Can-Eat contest."
"Look, I'll let you have one extra slice, if you can come up with a Conspiracy Theory for today's blog."
My guest today is the twins responsible for the SITE Group.
"Thanks, it's nice to be here."
Tell me what you do?
"We charge governments money for information we give them about terrorist...Well, at least I do."
Who did you sell information to last?
"Well...it might have been China. We told them about a possible Uighur attacks. "
A Uighur attack? Are they terrorist?
"Oh, we have no idea. We live in Maryland."
But, you said you sale information.
"Yes, to any government who believes whatever we tell them. And why wouldn't they? We're American and everybody knows how much the US government spies."
So, the SITE Group is a scam?
"Shhh, keep your mouth shut and there's a can of WD40 in it for 'ya, Finkle."
A whole can?...it's a deal.
Would you like a bagel from Maury's House Of Bagels?
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"Hey! It was good idea. How was I suppose to know they were crooks!"
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