"Conspiracy Theory" with Scooby Doo (The Arkansas Project)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*

Hey gang, tonight we're going to solve a Conspiracy Theory called the
Case Of The Clinton Body Count.
Now, it all started in the 1990's when a man called Richard Mellon Scaiffe spent $2 million dollars of his own money to do something called The Arkansas Project.


Rhat ras rat?


Well, that's what this billionaire called it when he wanted to have some kicks and giggles taking down a politician for fun.


How did he do it?


It all started with Vince Foster's suicide that The Arkansas Project tried to say it was a murder with a bunch of misinformation about taxes and real estate deals.


I heard nearly 50 people names are on the death list.


Linda Thompson would know about that.


Ahh! Where's she?


She died of a drug overdose. But, she didn't die like Mary Mahoney. She was shot. And The Arkansas Project tried to say she had information on the Paula Jones affair.


Wow, is that it? I mean...really?


No way, the biggest name they brought up was when Hillary Clinton ran for New York senate and John F. Kennedy Jr. was beating Hillary in the polls, so the Arkansas Project said he died in a mysterious plane crash.


So, one billionaire with time on his hands paid off all those people in the media to make all that up?


Sure did.


Hey, purple sweater girl. Wanna go out on a date Friday night? I'm a billionaire, you know?


Mmmm, solving Conspiracy Theories always makes me hungry Scoob.