A Rose By Another Name Wouldn't Be As Sexy As A Nude Brooke Candy
Ever since American Beauty came out, every single photographer, model, actress, rapper, basically anyone who wants to have a single amazing photograph of themselves does the “completely nude on a bed of rose petals with rose petals covering their fun parts” shot. I’m not complaining, the shot always looks awesome. I mean, how freaking sexy is Brooke Candy?
The answer is very, very freaking sexy.
You may not have ever heard of Brooke Candy; she’s a singer who should probably be pretty popular, but since she was actually once a stripper, some people have held that against her. I guess most record labels want their female singers and rappers to only look like strippers, not actually have experience stripping. I could be wrong, maybe her songs aren’t as catchy or infectious as others and that’s why she doesn’t have a major record deal. Some of her music is online so feel free to judge for yourself, but I think it’s a shame that more people don’t know Brooke Candy.
From now until the end of time, we will be flooded with the bed of rose petals photographs and that’s okay. But I think it would really cool if someone could come up with a sexy plastic bag blowing in the wind photo. You could use Brooke Candy as your model, I bet she could pull it off.
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