Friday, April 3, 2015

You should love AMANDA SEYFRIED

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO presentation*

When in Rome, do as the Romans do, and for Amanda Seyfried that means when you’re in Rome you need to be super sexy on a moped. I don’t know if that’s what the Romans had in mind, but I’m sure they are okay with it.  
Draped on a black and white moped, Seyfried dressed in a matching black and white outfit with what appears to be black and white panties, putting her sexiness on display to help sell… something. I’m not sure what the photo shoot is for, but it makes me want to go out and buy a moped. Being sexy comes pretty easy for Seyfried. I don’t think there’s a movie, television show, photo shoot – anything involving Seyfried that isn’t pretty damn sexy. Sure, there are different levels of Seyfried sexy. The movies Solstice, Mamma Mia!, Jennifer’s Body, Boogie Woogie, In Time, Red Riding Hood, and Gone all contain a mostly dressed and sexy Amanda Seyfried. While on the opposite end of the Seyfried sexy spectrum you have Alpha Dog, Chloe, Dear John, and probably the pinnacle of Seyfried sexy, Lovelace. There is nothing sexier on the Seyfriend sexy scale than topless Amanda Seyfried.  
Who knows if Aurelius Ambrosius (Saint Ambrose), the Bishop of Milan, had being sexy on a moped in mind when he came up with his famous saying about Rome, but if he were alive today to see these pictures, he’d say that’s pretty Roman.  

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