Friday, April 3, 2015

"You put WHAT is my coffee?"

A man has admitted ejaculating into a female colleague's coffee cup on several occasions, claiming he fancied her and wanted to make her notice him.
Robert John Lind, 34, from Blaine, Minnesota, pleaded guilty to the misdemeanour charge after more serious charges against him were dropped due to lack of evidence.
A court heard the victim had an ongoing problem with the taste of her coffee before she caught Lind with his hands near his genitals and a 'deer in headlights' expression near her desk.
The woman was then horrified to notice, 'a large amount of clear liquid on top of her desk.'
Robert John Lind
Pervert: Robert John Lind was caught with his hand on his genitals
When approached by police, Lind admitted to ejaculating on both her desk and in her coffee several times over a period of six months.
But when asked why, he insisted that he was attracted to his colleague and saw his behaviour as a way to get her attention.
The victim said that her desk and coffee cup had a strong odour of urine, but different, which matched the foul taste she had noted repeatedly in her coffee.
Lind will be sentenced on May 22nd and faces up to a year in jail.

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