The pickings have been pretty slim at the movies as of late. Last weekend's box office number one was Crappie...er...Chappie with just a $13.3 million take domestically. Normally that would be good enough for, like, fourth. Plus the movie was trashed by critics. Will Smith's turd Focus was second with just $10 million despite featuring hot as fuck (but not nude) Margot Robbie). That too hasn't been well-reviewed. This week was better, at least money wise. Disney's live actionCinderella took in a hefty $70 million. That's great for the families but what about me. I want violence, murder, strong language, big monologues and boobs! Mainstream boobs! And maybe some ass!
2014's Wild gave us most of that. Plus drugs! But the boobs and ass was delivered proudly by Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon. She went fully nude (sans vag shots) in a few scenes. One while strung out in a crack house. Another while coming out of the shower checking on tits and some bruises above her ass in the mirror, and another while being fucked from behind by a lucky schmuck.
It had been too long since her last nude scene ('98's Twilight) and it was worth the price of admission to finally see her nude again. Oh, and her performance was great, the film was well-directed, Laura Dern....yadda yadda yadda. When does Avengers: Age of Ultron come out?
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