Hello, my name is Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Is television putting medical shows on the air to make people buy insurance? My guest today is Dr. Quincy. Thank you for coming today, doctor.
I don't think I like being on this show with that conspiracy theory of yours.
Medical shows make my audience self aware of disease and the signs of illnesses. Sure, every now and then I might inspire some people to buy insurance...every now and then...but it's what I do.
I thought you said this guy was a CORONER? You didn't tell me he cures diseases.
I'm not just a coroner! I also solve crimes.
You solve crimes?....That's what the police do. That's NOT what a coroner does.
Hey, what do want from me? I don't write the scripts.
Who does?
Some insurance companies...oh wait, I guess it all makes since now.
This has been Frank Finkle. And this Conspiracy Theory has been examined.
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