Hey Jimmy, yeah, you wanna go to Tim Hortons?
"Isn't that where a woman pooped on the floor?"
Yeah, that's the one. You wanna go?
"Ok...did you want to get a donut or a coffee?"
Neither one, yeah, I wanna take a poop on the floor...yeah!
"Why do you want to poop on the floor at a donut shop?"
Because...if that woman could've bought a donut to use the restroom and she thought taking a poop on the floor was a better idea, maybe that says a lot about their donuts.
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