I'd love to introduce the two of you to your new advertisers, Simon & Schuster.
"Tell me...is it true you're looking into advertising with our blog?"
Perhaps, let me ask first, wouldn't it be wonderful if you did a comedy blog about the great GEORGE ORWELL?
"Well...how do we make him funny?"
That should be easy for you writers. Simply make something up. Orwell was a fan of tyranny, and all that.
"That's not exactly how our Finkle blog writing works. We need a core topic to write around."
Oh my God! Can you imagine getting paid from Simon & Schuster? We're gonna be rich beyond our wildest dreams! I hope the meeting is going well over there.
"Ok, here's the plan...I'll punch him in the jaw and you run for the door. Maybe, they won't see me taking the donuts off the table. We'll need those to eat tomorrow."
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