"Excuse me, do you have any chocolate cake?"
Hey buddy? Before you eat that cake, you wanna hear about our crowd numbers we had yesterday?
"Ah no, I was told by a Chinese guy you had beautiful chocolate cake here. I just want that, please."
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Hey, we dropped a Mother-Of-All-Bombs in the middle of nowhere! And we might have killed some terrorist...maybe!
"Look, I just want to sit here and eat my chocolate cake!"
BREAKING NEWS: A man today is causing a riot at a neighborhood eatery when he kept demanding for chocolate cake. We don't know if he was on drugs or possibly armed and dangerous.
We take you to our reporter that's at the restaurant now!
The area is filled with tension and fear. There's several police and ambulances ready to accept the dead bodies!
"On second thought...I think I'll have a bagel. These prices are outrageous."
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