BREAKING NEWS: We interrupt your current Conspiracy Theory with the news!
Did Russia and Iran give America a RED LINE if they bomb Syria again, because those missiles destroyed important Saudi Arabian pipelines?
We're going to discuss this with our Russian ambassador, Evilen Froggen.
"Good evening, American propaganda."
Do you deny this is all smoke and mirrors to distract us from an illegal private theft in Syria that Putin is making a personal profit from?
"Do you know what a RAGE ROOM is?"
A what?...A Rage Room?
"Yes. We make a room with breakable things in it and we charge people money to go in there and break as much stuff as they want. It's brilliant."
Ok...but what does that have to do with Russia making a profit from a secret Syrian pipeline?
"Do you see what I did there? I managed to take your mind off Russia for 32 seconds."
Ah, yes you did.
"My Rage Room will cost $100 for a half hour. I'll give you a sledgehammer, a chainsaw, or whatever you want."
Well, that does sound very interesting.
"Thank you."
Wait a minute! You did it again. You didn't answer my question.
"Welcome to our new Russian Friendship. Do you have any more questions, my friend?"
No, I guess not....This has been New Newsman with the news.
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