Psst...My name is Frank Finkle 3000 and this a Conspiracy Theory.
Why don't we have a 13th Floor?
"Honey, get up! That crazy guy is talking to you again."
I mean, do you ever think about that? Did you know there's a special word for it? It's called Tri-Kai-Dekka-Phobia...the fear of the number 13.
"Honey, I've gotta go to China with Lois this afternoon on the shuttle. I'll be home by dinner."
Did you know, in China and Southeast Asia they don't fear 13, but they fear a whole different number? It's 4.
"Honey, I'm going to need your credit card. I saw a beautiful pair of shoes and I want to buy them before they're gone."
You see, the number 4 in their language, sounds like the word Death. So, they never use it as a custom.
"Hi Lois, the shoes are going to cost $13.99 or $23.99. I don't know which."
Did you know, we are actually on the 13th Floor and nobody is saying a word about it?
"Can you turn that radio off, dear?"
See what I mean? Your wife thinks I'm a radio. None of this makes any sense does it?
Odd Fact: If you count the floors that doesn't exist, The Jetsons lived on the 13th Floor.
Oh, by the way, be sure to pick some bagels from Maury's House of Bagels....when you think bagels, think Maury.
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