THERESA MAY has a PORN problem

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Porn star Teresa May (left) and Prime Minister Theresa May (right)

Former model Teresa was fighting off an army of fresh fans.
Teresa, who is in her mid-50s, has starred in films including All Nude Page 3 Models and was in the Prodigy video for 1997 hit single Smack My Bitch Up.
Meanwhile, removal vans rolled in to Downing Street as David Cameron chaired his last Cabinet meeting.

The raunchy star and glamour model has gained new fans from the mistaken identity

Daughter of a vicar Theresa May took a very different career path to Teresa

An onlooker spotted a job sheet held by one of the haulage workers showing they had 330 boxes to pack.

“None of us had any idea things would move so fast today, least of all the Prime Minister”

Senior aide

A senior aide said last night: “None of us had any idea things would move so fast today, least of all the Prime Minister. So everyone has had to move very fast.”
But Larry the Downing Street cat will stay put. Yesterday a group of schoolchildren grilled Mr Cameron over what he will do now. One asked: “Do you want to be a farmer or a teacher?”
Mr Cameron, chatting to pupils at a free school in west London, joked: “I think farmers do important work but having three children and teaching them how to read, that’s the job I would choose.”

In Downing Street, his Cabinet thumped the table four times in a “banging out” for their departing boss.
An emotional Mr Cameron said it had been a “pleasure and a privilege” to head the Government. Mrs May paid tribute to his term as the PM and gave credit to the “difficult decisions” he made on public spending cuts.

The adult film star has also enjoyed a successful modelling career

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Afterwards, Mrs May, who will become PM herself tonight, headed off to pull together her own Cabinet. Her Tory leadership campaign manager Chris Grayling stayed tight-lipped on whether Mrs May had offered him a post.
He said: “We are all Conservatives now, not Leavers or Remainers, and it is for her to pick the best people for the jobs.”

The new PM is moving in to Downing Street today

Mrs May’s allies also ruled out any chances that she would call a snap election. But Lib Dem leader Tim Farron last night said it was “inconceivable” Mrs May should be crowned leader without even being voted in by her own party.
He warned: “The Conservatives must not be allowed to ignore the electorate.”

Removal vans were seen entering Downing Street yesterday

Mr Cameron will today hold his last PMQs session before he bows out of government.
Afterwards, the outgoing PM will go to Buckingham Palace where he will officially hand in his notice to the Queen.