Doing chores sucks all the balls in the land. I did my laundry over the weekend. My building doesn't have a washer/dryer so I made the trek to my local laundromat... on a Sunday, no less. I really get to experience life's rich pageantry there. Single moms with their bastard children running around, sketchy dudes selling bootleg DVDs and/or tube socks, inconsiderate fucks hogging the free dryers, table space made for folding but used for eating. Chores are a pain in the tuchus but we all have do deal with the filth.
But, as we all know, there are GREAT kinds of filth we take pleasure in digging our hands in.Muck is a new, dirty horror flick courtesy of director/actor/stuntman Kane Hodder. If you like watching women running for their lives only to get graphically murdered and mutilated...well..get help. But first, check out this flick!
After narrowly escaping an ancient burial ground, long forgotten and buried underneath the marshes of Cape Cod, a group of friends emerge from the thick, marshy darkness, tattered and bloody, lucky to be alive. They have already lost two of their friends in the marsh, presumably dead. They stumble upon an empty Cape Cod vacation house alongside the foggy marsh and break in to take shelter. Whatever was in the marsh is still after them and soon after one of them goes for help, the rest of the group learns that the evil in the marsh is not the only thing that wants them dead. Something worse, something more savage, was lying in wait just outside the marsh, in the house. What happens next is unspeakable, horror that cannot be unseen. These unlucky travelers spend their St. Patrick's Day trapped between two evils forcing them to fight, die, or go back the way they came.
Those group of friends are made up of sexy ladies Stephanie Danielson, Ashley Green Elizabeth, Lauren Francesca, Audra Van Hees, Laura Jacobs, Gia Skova, and Jaclyn Swedberg. Danielson, Van Hees, and Jacobs are in various states of undress throughout, including a long scene where Van Hees is topless in a black thong! Muck is now available on VOD with a DVD/Blu-ray release March 17th.
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