"Hey check out what I found on Twitter. Some guy is posting these things."
Thank you for coming to the Church of the Media, Mr Finkle. But, I don't think our church is in need of a blog show.
Why not a blog show? Look, I do Conspiracy Theories all the time. And YOU'RE in the media. Why wouldn't we make a great team?
Mister Finkle, see for yourself. The Church of the Media doesn't need a blog show. We have all we will ever need. Children, the elderly, men, women, all races, all nationalities, and we have them 24 hours a day 7 days a week. What could you offer us?
I've got jokes.
What does the Church of the Media need with JOKES, Mr Finkle? We have the internet ITSELF.
Well, it seems all those people on the internet want to laugh at bad jokes. And...we can give them that.
"Yeah, I've read this guy's blog. He's got horrible jokes."
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