Good Evening. Welcome to the Finkle Panel review of film critics. This is where we NEVER discuss the film, but we DO talk about the critics who review the film.
Now...I read your review of THE EMOJI MOVIE and I'm a little confused.
"Why? We loved that movie. It was refreshing and out of the ordinary."
Hmm, that's what you say, but Rotten Tomatoes has it at 9%.
"Rotten Tomatoes is a bunch of hacks. We're not them!"
Yes...but the common theory is that the THE EMOJI MOVIE is lazy and incompetent.
"We didn't think so. We loved THE EMOJI MOVIE. Everybody should see it when it comes out on DVD. "
Unbelievable. You're not going to agree with the rest of your fellow film critics?
It depends...do they read our blog show?
No they do not.
Then they won't see us telling them to go screw themselves, will they?
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