"Today class, we're going to discuss the Moon landing and how America was the first country to step foot on the moon."
Is that right? How do YOU know?
"America saw it on television."
I saw a magic show on television and a guy made an elephant disappear. Do you think that was real?
"Now class, we all saw the video where America put a flag on the moon and played golf."
Wait, wait, wait!..They did what again?
They planted a flag.
No...the other thing.
They played golf.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN? You mean millions and millions of dollars was spent and hours and hours of training was done to keep those men alive, and NASA told two guys to bring an item to let the world know who got to the moon first, and one guy says 'I'm bringing an American flag' and the other guy says 'I'm bringing a golf club'?
"That's exactly what happened."
Where's the golf club now?
"Why?"
Because that golf club is the most idiotic item on the face of the Earth!
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