"Hello, this is Maury from Maury's House of Bagels. Can I talk to Frank Finkle 3000? I have a question about your blog show."
What is the nature of your question?
"Well, two days ago, you insulted Bernie Sanders supporters and it might bring down my bagel sales."
Correction: This is a comedy blog show.
"I know that, but I think you should apologize to Bernie Sanders supporters so nobody gets the wrong idea about what you're doing."
Please hold...
"That's fine."
Hello, this is Frank Finkle 3000.
"Hey, Frank? You don't mention by bagel company enough in your blog anymore."
Oh, I'm sorry...I apologize for that.
"Thank you. Now, can we talk about you insulting Bernie Sanders supporters in your show two days ago?"
Oh, look at the time...I have to oil my gears so they won't get rusty...talk to you later, Maury!
"Wait! Wait! You're going to bring down my sales, Frank!
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