"This is a job for another MUSLIM BAN...oops, I mean travel ban...Yes! TRAVEL BAN."
You can't fool us. We THE MEDIA have all the weapons we need to defeat you.
"See, there's where you're wrong. I've been playing with your toys since the 70's and I know how to work around you now."
"See, I've got a news network behind me and a cult following. If you defeat me your rating go down. And if your ratings go down, you can't charge the big money you charge advertisers to pay for your million dollar salaries."
Our salaries won't be used against us fighting you and what you're doing to Human Rights!
"Wow, you're really angry about this? Ok, let's make a deal. I'll take off one Muslim country and you call it a Travel Ban. That way, we both profit from the same audience and everybody thinks we're at odds."
"See, if we both work together to cheat the public, the next 4 years will be the easiest scam pulled off in the history of scams...say cheese!"
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