"I'm going to settle this once and for all. Let me call these Americans up and give them a piece of my mind."
What 'cha doin'?
"There is a blog on the internet about a Conspiracy Theory and I'm going to tell them mine about HOW HOLLYWOOD IS WHITEWASHING Asian entertainment."
Are you gonna mention the history of Anime?
"Yeah...I guess....you mean how Japan started Anime in 1907, but wasn't as popular as Disney until 1979?"
Wait, no. I mean aren't you going to mention me...ASTRO BOY!
"Why? Nobody knows who you are. And you're not very Asian anyway."
What? I am the first Anime robot.
"Nope, that was Giganto."
I still love you Astro Boy. You don't need to be mentioned in some internet blog for anybody's attention.
"Yeah, you two piss off. How can I talk about Hollywood Whitewashing if I'm talking to a bunch of has-been robots."
This is Conspiracy Theory with Frank Finkle 3000. State the nature of your Conspiracy.
"Yeah, I'm tired of Hollywood Whitewashing Asian movies!"
Do you mean like the movie Astro Boy with Nicolas Cage?
"Wha...Astro Boy wasn't an Asian movie? I'm talking about GHOST IN THE SHELL.
Correction: Hollywood steals intellectual property from all over the world. There is no such thing as an American movie anymore, sir.
"Oh my God...really? There's no more 100% American movies?"
Yeah, suck it!
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